Some time ago- never mind how long precisely- having little to do online and nearly bored to tears, I was happy when my good friend Froggy sent me a link to a man he claimed was truly an "Epic Male"- the best example of our gender and species- a man who could not only totally destroy enormous meals without flinching, but spend the rest of his time playing video games and updating his weblog. Froggy claimed that this man, Dragonlordfrodo, should from now on be deemed "DLF"- a short acronym for a man of enormous worth. Trusting his judgement, I went to http://www.blurty.com/users/dragonlordfrodo, his excellent web domain, and proceeded to read his entire blog. Needless to say, Froggy was right. DLF is truly a man of great worth, and is to be respected as such. Below you will find a short list of why DLF is indeed the man:

This list goes on. But honestly, what really makes DLF one of the greatest internet personalities of our generation was his willingness (after some coaxing from Froggy and I in the comments section of his posts) to send me a fucking enormous 250 meg file of him eating an ENTIRE BAG of Lays KC Masterpiece Barbeque Chips© in one ten-minute sitting. One afternoon, Froggy called me up on my cellphone and told me to get my ass out of bed. Miraculously, DLF had unblocked me, and wanted to send me the video. I quickly accepted, and for the next 2 and a half hours waited patiently as the file was sent over AIM at 28k/sec. I found out quickly that it was worth the wait. Here, for the first time, are screenshots of the 15-minute long movie clip, along with my various reactions along the way. BRB.